Smoking Dog THC Seltzer 5mg - 12 Pack

🐶 Smoking Dog THC Seltzer – 12 Pack

Chill. Sip. Elevate.
Zero Alcohol | Low Sugar | 5 mg THC Per Can

Take relaxation to the next level with Smoking Dog THC Seltzer — the perfect balance of flavor, fizz, and hemp-derived Delta-9 THC in a refreshing, alcohol-free beverage. Whether you're winding down, vibing out, or just looking for a smoother social experience, Smoking Dog delivers the lift without the booze.

🍹 Why You’ll Love It

• 5 mg of Delta-9 THC per can – a perfectly balanced dose for social sipping or solo relaxing

• Naturally flavored sparkling water – light, crisp, and delicious

• Zero alcohol, low sugar, and only a few calories per can

• Discreet and sessionable – no hangover, just good vibes

• 12-pack perfect for parties, chill nights, or stocking your fridge

🔍 Product Highlights

• Pack Size: 12 cans (12 oz each)

• THC Content: 5 mg hemp-derived Delta-9 THC per can

• Type: Non-alcoholic infused seltzer

• Flavors: Mango Madness, Watermelon, Cherry Lime, & Yuzu Lime

• Vegan, gluten-free, and third-party lab tested for purity and potency

🛑 Important Notes

• Must be 21+ to purchase

• Do not operate machinery or drive after consuming

• Effects may vary by individual – start slow, especially if new to THC

• Keep out of reach of children

• Check local laws before ordering

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.